How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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