There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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