Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Randomize
