she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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