I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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