Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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