I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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