Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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