there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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