that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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