So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Randomize
