Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
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That's how twitter works, right?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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