i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I can't turn off my feet"
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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