i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
This baby is an asshole
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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