Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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