Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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