so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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