we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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