Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
