I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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