I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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