went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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