i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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