just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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