i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
