508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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