Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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