Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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