I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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