I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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