We got so high we made milksteak
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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