this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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