every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
that is very illegal...i love you.
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