Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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