one two three fourrrrnication!
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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