Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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