Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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