my vag is so smooth its legendary
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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