ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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