one two three fourrrrnication!
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I wish you could order shots online.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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