Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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