i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Randomize
