I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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