I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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