Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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