And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Randomize
