But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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