I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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