ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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