Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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