Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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