you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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