And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
