shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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