Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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