Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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