wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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